Dom: You know, with all these super duper annoying downtimes that we’ve been getting, I think we’re getting actual visitors. Think it’s time to switch to a better host?
Rodrigo: Wait, visitors? What? Where? Aaaand did you just say “super duper”?
Dom: …
Rodrigo: Fag.
Dom: I… uh… wow. I don’t have anything else to do but to masturbate. Furiously.
Rodrigo: I think I have cancer. Shit.
Dom: I want one.
Rodrigo: I didn’t know that the Terminator used USB ports to *finger* their targets. LOL
Dom: WELL DUDE I’M SO FUCKING HAPPY FOR YOU! POST PICS OF THE KIDS OK?
Rodrigo: That’s a whale married to a shrimp. Get the harpoons, men. This one looks really dangerous.
Dom: When people are saying that the Obama presidency is historic, boy, they weren’t kidding.
Rodrigo: Who needs guns and bulletproof suits when you can just scare enemies away with fancy Karate stances and acrobatics? Black Dude + Karate + US Presidency = Awesome.
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Son of an ex-convict. Went to Manila to try his luck as a beautician for the top hairdressing firms. He failed. Now he's into blogging and translating Spanish telenovela scripts into Filipino. He considers Robin Padilla as his role model in life. He lives along Pasig River with his pet cat, Miming.
Writes for this blog because his dream career working as a porn star fizzled out. Whenever there's XXX DVDs around, Doms is there. Spends his spare time in buses, preaching about Jesus.
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